Sasquatch can't catch a break lately. First Spike declares a ten million dollar bounty on his head, then the state of Texas declares open season on the big hairy guy, and now.. well, he's become the go-to excuse for teenage car accidents.
Last Tuesday evening Robert James Mehlen Sevenich of Columbiana, Ohio was out for a late night drive in Massachusetts when he saw something huge, hairy, and humanoid standing in the middle of the road.
According to the police blotter, Sevenich thinks it was Bigfoot.
The report stated that Sevenich told a trooper he went off the road to avoid a "creature" he described as at least seven feet tall with green glowing eyes, hairy and very well-built.
When asked by the trooper if what he saw was human, Sevenich replied, "No" and said he believed it to be Bigfoot.
Sevenich veered hard to swerve around the creature, but the move landed him well off the road with his car finally coming to rest on a large rock. When the police showed up and Sevenich shared his story, the first thing they did, understandably, was search him for drugs and alcohol, but they came up empty handed. Unfortunately, their search for evidence of Sasquatch was a bust as well.
Eventually Sevenich was cited for failure to control his vehicle and released.
Check out the interactive map below for a whole list of Sasquatch hot spots where you should take your night drives with some caution.