...And when the third seal was broken a cloud of gas formed and a great explosion lit up the sky. This has to be a sign of the apocalypse. German cows have clearly been eating way too much Käse, cause a bunch of gassy cows in Rasdorf blew up their shed by emitting high levels of methane gas.
The culprits were 90 farty cows (one of which was treated for burns). According to the polizei, "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames." So, not only are cows causing global warming, but now they're just blowing shit up!