The Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik is hard-up for cock. It's the world's only penis museum and it's seeking a human donation. The documentary The Final Member chronicles the quest of museum curator, historian Sigurdur Hjartarson to complete its epic penis collection.
The goal of the museum is to collect and preserve penises. It's a noble goal. Or whatever. So far, two brave men have answered the call to donate their human dicks. Watch their journey to penis immortality when the documentary hits theaters on April 18th. Until then, feast your eyes upon a few of the museum's phallic treasures.
Pickled penises were all the rage in late-19th century Victorian England.
These are the silver penises of the Icelandic National Handball Team (who won the silver medal at the Beijing Olympics in 2008):
A Mink Whale's massive schlong.
There's a dude in Brooklyn who is a penile artisan. Bird's are so passé. In 2014 the hipster call to action is "Put a penis on it."